It started out on Thanksgiving weekend. I got back and somebody had broken into my house and boobytrapped every door inside with those little popper things that have a string on both sides. Pull the strings, they explode.

SO, I found out eventually who it was. My roommate Jay got him back by breaking into his car and unplugging his MAF. THAT was funny.

So the other morning I wake up to see this in my backyard...





And then somebody did this...



The guy who did the donuts in my backyard is gonna get a good one...

The salesman at my old job was kind of a prick, so we nailed him a few times.
First, we jacked up his truck and put blocks under the axle so the tires were only 1/4" off the ground then watched him form a window. He put it in drive...nothing...reverse...nothing. He took the keys out and shook 'em, then tried again. Big laughs.
Later, we put small nuts and bolts in his hubcaps. He thought it was a wheel bearing or something because he could only hear it at slow speeds.
I thought of lagre wire ties around the drive shaft so the excess part would slap the floor pan.
Do you remember those little cylindrical whistles that sound like a siren? I hid four of 'em behind his grille. That took him a while to figure out.
Btw, Vaseline gobs under the door handles is always good.

The shrink wrapping the car is a good one, except they did it wrong. Your supposed to go over/under the car, not around it. I've done that... tooo many times. Starting back in high school to our Asst. Principal. We also attached a smoke grenade to his fender well and booby trapped it to his fan. THAT was the pinnacle of funny. 100,000 cubic feet of grey smoke pouring out of the engine bay of his brand new '88 Ford T-bird Turbo Coupe. I've never seen a 300+ lbs man run so fast.

where the hell did you get a smoke grenade?

YES, I need one of those!

LMAO, at the time, several friends and I worked for a government contracted grenade manufacturer out in New River called the Starflash Ranch. Since we were minors he paid us 'piece work'. Just meanial stuff like cutting down cardboard tubes and glueing them together to be used in flashbangs, starburst and other 'riot control' munitions, called SPLLATM grenades (Special Purpose, Low Lethal, Anti-Terrorist Munitions). M18 Smoke grenades was the mildest of the diffrent munitions we got our hands on back then. Unfortently, much of what we made went to Iraq at the time. But then Saddam was supposed to be our 'friend' back then.

As for purchasing them today... try Googling it but you didn't hear it from me.