Prison vs Office
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Just in case you ever get these two environments mixed up, this should make
things a little bit clearer.

IN PRISON: You spend the majority of your time in an 10X10 feet cell.
IN OFFICE: You spend the majority of your time in an 8X8 feet cubicle.

IN PRISON: You get three meals a day.
IN OFFICE: You get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it.

IN PRISON: You get time off for good behavior.
IN OFFICE: ...

IN PRISON: All expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work required.
IN OFFICE: You get to pay all your expenses to go to work, and they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners.

IN PRISON: You spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out.
IN OFFICE: You spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars.

IN PRISON: You must deal with sadistic wardens.
IN OFFICE: They are called managers...

The office sucks, what about working in a shop all day....... You never get to sit down.