Has anyone heard from the Gay Canadian. Did his plane crash into the ocean when he ripped one of his farts of terror? Or is he being detained as an enemy combatant after threatening to bring down the plane with his stinky ass? I might go light a candle in honor of Jove, and to burn off the residual of the methane in the north Mesa area.

I believe Customs has him in custody in regards to the "short bus".